Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...