Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...