Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...