Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.