If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!