OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...