Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...