Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...