Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.