Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...