How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...