Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...