Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”