Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...