The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...