Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.