My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...