GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...