An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...