When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...