Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...