A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...