Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...