Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...