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Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
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What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
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The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
You looked a lot like my wife
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
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Paddy and Seamus
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