An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
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One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
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