Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...