Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...