No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...