An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...