Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...