How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!