A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...