Very stupid robbers
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Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Having A Baby Is Like…
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ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Some cute want-ads!
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Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...