Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...