Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...