His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...