Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The laws of golf
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What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
What is this?
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Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....