Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!