Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...