Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...