A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...