Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...