Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...