The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...