7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...