Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...