One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...