Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!