Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...