What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...