NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...