The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...