Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...