Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.