No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...