Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...