The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!