Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...