Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...